Water Pump....

When it rains it pours, were the last words I uttered before an entire steaming hot pot of tea spilled on my feet... and I couldn't help but laugh for a brief second before the tea made its way through the leather of my shoes and began to burn inbetween my toes. It was then that I realized.... I haven't had a bad day in a while and well.... looks like I was over due.

Jellyfish

Whats in a spine? And what in the hell do you think your doing with mine? It belongs in my back, where I stand shot but tall and you without one are bound to fall.....